Mad Dogs and Englishmen
Every day the news just gets sillier and sillier. If you ask me our AI overlords are trolling us.
Today's silliness comes from 'ol John Bull himself.
It seems the English has decided to blot out the Sun! They are going to spend the tax payers hard earned money on research to make clouds more reflective so less sunlight reaches the Earth. Now we all know that Merry 'ol England is awash in sunshine. England gets the 5th least sunlight of all countries with only 1,530 hours of sunshine annually. The only ones that get less are other islands in the North Atlantic:4th Ireland 1,453 hours
3rd: Saint Pierre and Miquelon 1.427.3 hours
2nd: Iceland 1,320 hours
1st: Faroe Islands 820 hours
Note: The Faroe Islands are fascinating study on how man can live and thrive in some of the most extreme places on Earth.
The basis for this research is ... wait for it ... pollution! They noticed that the air pollution from volcanoes and ocean sailing ships make the clouds shiny. Don't mind the acid rain!
If you can get past the absurdity of the environmentalist in little England turning down the lights on the entire planet using smog with a side of acid rain to make the world a cleaner place
(Give that a minute to sink in)
You are going to love the punch line!They are spending Billions in solar power! That's right the country working on dimming the Sun is spending Billions on putting up solar panels from one end of their country to the other.
We have reached a Camus Level Absurdism!
Don't feel too bad little England your cousins in America are mandating electric cars and then burning them down over hurt feels.
The world is a silly place!
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