Ugly Sex in the Okefenokee

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Over the past couple of days I have been getting stories about Alligators acting weird and not the "little old lady get's toy poodle snatched by gator" stories. So I decided to take a look to see what is going on ...

The America Alligator (Alligator mississippiensis) <-- [creative naming science guys] is a large reptile beastie that can grown up to 20ft and over 1,000lb. They look like something that belong in a Godzilla movie and not swimming in 2025 waterways.  Their home is in the American SouthEast mostly in the Gulf States from Texas to Florida and then up the Atlantic coast to North Carolina.

Now that we got the science lesson over on to the funny stories:

Gator in the plumbing.

It has been a longstanding urban myth about alligators living in the sewer system of major cities (NY comes to mind). In Florida it's not a myth. While inspecting the sewer pipes in Oviedo City,FL with a remote camera crews found a 5 ft gator walking around.


A Swim at the Beach:

In the surf at the Beach on Dolphin Island, FL a rather large alligator decided he wanted to join beachgoers for a swim and some sun.

I found and older story where a 10ft gator showed up on the beach in Melbourne Beach, Fl.

Gator in a Can:

In Orlando, FL  Mike Dragich MMA fighter and Licensed alligator trapper got a call while out for diner and caught a gator, barefoot with nothing but a trash bin.

Can We Talk to You About our Lord and Saviour Godzilla:


But what about the ugly sex?I was promised there would be ugly sex!

Well here is the ugly sex part, Sickos! From April to July is alligator mating season and is the reason behind alligators showing up and doing weird things in weird places. If you want anything more visual for ugly gator sex just apply Rule 34 and let me know how it works out in the comments :)


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