Not All Rides Are Magical

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Good Morning Everyone! In my relentless pursuit to find the most entertaining stories for you we will travel to the land down under for a funny and cautionary tale.

A 37 year old man in Sydney Australia decided to treat his boredom by eating several magic mushrooms looking to get high and a little groovy. Probably shouldn't done so alone getting trippy is much more fun when there are others around.


So you ask what's the big deal?!? People are getting high and partying by the millions every day. What makes this guy special? Glad you asked! Some time during the night his trip took a bad turn (it happens) and then this guy did something I am still not quite sure how he did it. He proceeded to take an axe ( yes an axe ) and chop his Mr. Happy off! WTF!


Whew! That's rough. Cut it off with an axe. I have had a bad trip or two over the years but never even came close to that one.  Dude has some serious daemons hiding in there.

Eventually he sobered up enough to wrap up what was left of his shame to stop the bleeding and gathered up the bits of his manhood and packed them into a jar with snow. He showed up at hospital approximately 5 hours after his at home wood chopping.

The story does have a happy ending as the doctors were able to put Humpty Dumpty back together again and supposedly everything is working as good as could be expected.


So what is the lesson we can take away from this? Don't sit alone getting fucked-up it's no fun, kinda sad, and if the Gods and our AI Overlords are bored they just may have you cut your tallywacker off for their entertainment. 

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